And if you listen very hard /The truth will come to you at last /When all are...– Led Zeppelin (Stairway to Heaven)
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t possibly live long...– Sam Levenson
There were 13 girls, teenage girls, in a youth group, and the youth pastor left...– Michael Ramsden (via latrisdesign) 1) They’re thirteen years old. 2) Of course thirteen year olds would be shattered if a guy went around telling everyone else that he loved them. When you are older, you and your friends would laugh at his stupidity while sipping martinis. 3) People who...
Last night, I was watching the Godfather with my older bro and mom. When it came to the part where Sonny was assassinated at the causeway toll booth, my mom asked casually, “Why is it gangsters must dress up so nicely to kill people?” When I heard that, an image of HDB dwelling pai kias in singlets and slippers wielding tommy guns in New York popped into my head. Thanks, Mom.
I’d rather waste my life pretending / Than have to forget you for one...– Paramore (Crushcrushcrush)
How do you write women so well?” —“I think of a man, and then...– Jack Nicholson (As Good As It Gets)
Ikiteitte ureshi? (Are you happy being alive?)– Ayanami Rei (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
I’m pasting this here in case my comment is deleted. here is my response: I really hope she’s not so ragey after reading it.
The stand-up comedian Kumar once quipped to his audience: “These women who hold onto their virgin status, you’re waiting for the government to give you a medal, is it?” I can somewhat relate to his joke. While counselling some of my friends over guy issues, what I commonly hear from them is, “I’m a virgin, I don’t want him to think that I’m the sort of...
Is God good because of the things He makes, or are the things that He makes good because they come from Him?
Completely Random and Totally Not Passive...
You were so pretty. What happened?! No wait, I think I know. Thank you for being my cautionary tale.
People, please leave those monkeys alone / They have enough problems of their...– Flight of the Conchords (Think About It)
Dear Universe: I appreciate your sense of humour, but why must you fuck with me in this manner?
i want to study but isaac and his teenage friends are playing guitar hero. they have died about 5 times due to the vocals.
Civ 5 Rant #1
Rameses, YOUR MILITARY IS SHIT. I’VE SEEN LITTLE GIRLS WHO FIGHT BETTER THAN YOUR CHARIOT ARCHERS.
Of all the baked goods I’m crazy about, I haven’t tried to make tiramisu. Perhaps it’s cos I don’t know what the fuck lady’s fingers are (apart from the vegetable), and I ran out of baileys and am too poor/lazy to get it from Cold Storage (in duty free it’s $23, $65 at retail). Does anybody know a good tiramisu recipe that is generally fuss-free?
Vogue: Asian Models are 'Redefining Traditional... →
I’m all for diversifying the fashion industry, but it’d be nice to see more Asian models on a regular basis rather than just one feature.
A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company.– Gian Vincenzo Gravina
Angry birds Paper stop motion
Video Games I Need to Pick Up Stat
1. Batman — Arkham Asylum 2. Bully Scholarship Edition 3. DJ Hero 2 4. Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood 5. Rock Band 3 (I haven’t read the song list yet; 2 was a disappointment)
Tim Gunn is the muggle Dumbeldore.
“Not only does the long, lingering death of a relationship cause your partner needless pain, it will have long term consequences for you as well, making you more skittish in the future, and weighing you down with guilt. Never feel guilty, even if you were both the seducer and the one who now feels disenchanted. It is not your fault, nothing can last forever. You have created pleasure for...