March 2011
“The world needs more interracial babies. I think the only way we can stop racism...”
– KevJumba
Asshole
Ian: Hey, stop stealing my fish and go make soup or something. Me: You know what I ate today? ONE milk toast, and ONE stick of pork with asparagus! Ian: Oh… you’re going back into modelling, is it?
Finally, I found someone to duel this lonely scene. I don’t spend my nights searching for earthquakes so it’s biblical how fucked my sleep can be (but she won’t sleep with me).
deathnd-deactivated20110613-dea asked: What's your favourite book?
Isaac: Hey Dad! I passed my banking and finance!
Dad: -no response-
Isaac: Teacher say I very good, I won’t fail!
Dad: -no response-
Isaac: Don’t I at least get an “I love you”…?
The problem with psychological damage is that it doesn’t leave any bruises.
The Flaw in Paganism
by Dorothy Parker
Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
biggest turn off ever: "I don't read"
navishutup:
Excuse me, what?
If something looks too good to be true, it’s probably horrible.
I am Loved
Me: I don’t know why, but every time I see a door saying “pull”, I still push it.
Her: I know why you do that.
Me: Really? You do?
Her: Yeah, it’s because you’re fucking guai lan.
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second one says, “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.
Dream Recall, 13 March 2011
Rain Puddle To see a puddle in your dream, represents feelings that have been downplayed and overlooked. Although these feelings may appear minor, it is worthwhile to address them before it erupts unexpectedly.
Piranhas To see piranhas in your dream, suggest that something is eating away at your unconscious. You need to release some of those pent up feelings and confront those issues that are...
Social Minefield
If a few of your coworkers 1) has a slit in her skirt so high that it shows cellulite or 2) wears a skirt that gives her VPL, is it polite to point it out to them, or just let them go on about their business in blissful state of obliviousness?
(Also, WHO THE FUCK WEARS GREY AND YELLOW HOUNDSTOOTH? JUST COS YOU WEAR WEIRDLY DESIGNED STOCKINGS, THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU FUCKING BLAIR WALDORF.)
