And baby girl’s a queen, but the queen’s just a pawn with a bunch of fancy moves.
An insider's view on Singaporean TV. →
talldarkandhandsome: Why I don’t watch local tv anymore. The writer lost me at “Singapore is so awful at this, it should be charged in a court of law because there seems to be a huge void when it comes to the development and sustaining of talent in the media as new generations graduate from tertiary institutions and enter the industry.” Yes, because not producing good TV shows...
The moment when you try so hard to be TOUGH on the...
fifivylette: Just like this tall-nut!
Having used daily contact lenses has spoiled me into laziness. I feel like throwing my monthly pair on the floor randomly but alas I have to put them back into the case and clean them.
Better to win by admitting my sin than to lose with a halo.
Dear Future Bea, I don’t care how thin and brittle angel hair is, it expands just like any other pasta. Please bear that in mind the next time you’re thinking about adding more than 2 handfuls for a personal serving. Love, Past Bea
Spiderman and Breakfast at Tiffany's
are both about young people in New York City trying to escape from their own selves and failing in the process.
He: -is everything you want -is everything you need -is everything inside of you that you wish you could be -says all the right things at exactly the right time -means nothing to you and you don’t know why.
It's so weird how Facebook pages and groups are...
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts: And we’re like, Bitch, we knew those jokes months ago. Submitted by dotheerawr
I only want sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with me.– Plato
Books > Flowers
tomyhusband: Something to remember the next time you fuck up.
Really Cool Blogs: Fuck Yeah Chinese Myths →
The cheat blog for people to seem wise and sage-like, with beard stroking and everything. An updated and modernised re-telling of classical stories and characters, it just goes to show that some things (like heroic swashbuckling adventurers and foxy femmes fatales) never go out of style.
Fortune teller: I see a man in your life. Mae West: What, only one?– I’m No Angel, 1933
OMG, Take a hint.
londondress: I’ve been dropping obvious hints at this guy that I do not want to spend my Saturday night alone, and I’m waiting for him to invite me and I don’t understand how someone does not catch on to this. Keep waiting. Good luck.
Conversation with the best friend
Her: Eh so I found out the other night where you got your tumblr title from. Me: Really? Where? Her: It’s a song by Kaskade. Me: Yes… and we’ve been listening to Kaskade since 2009… Her: Yeah OK it took me that long to realise. Needless to say I downloaded it, even though it makes me want to fall asleep.
I live for the ugly bespectacled days.– Krayle
Lord Browne Wilkinson said in the leading speech
Plaaaay the best sonnnnggg in the world or I’ll eat your souls! (Today, I spent more time playing plants vs zombies than revising company law. FML)
“Do you have a boyfriend?” -“No, I have very little patience for incompetence.”
Simple Truths of Life
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts: sayingimages: Submitted by meryldenieceuy
You know what charm is: getting a yes without having asked any clear question.– Albert Camus