June 2011
12 Things That The Mainstream Media Is Being... →
sustainable-sam:
wilddirt:
cliffordcorrupt:
‘As the mainstream media continues to be obsessed with Anthony Weiner and his bizarre adventures on Twitter, much more serious events are happening around the world that are getting very little attention. In America today, if the mainstream media does not cover something it is almost as if it never happened. Right now, the worst nuclear disaster...
A Wedding Tumblr Started Following Me
I find this hilarious, considering how openly anti-marriage I am on my blog.
“There’s a scrub checkin’ me
But his game is kinda weak
And I know...”
– TLC (No Scrubs)
Self Indulgent Uzzlang-eque Post
Me in my hot girl disguise:
Me as how I am every single day:
It’s bizzare what a little make up and a dress can do to a person.
“You know, for a Christian, your logic is very Darwinist.”
– My lecturer, after hearing me tell someone to adapt or die
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Master and Servant
by Depeche Mode
There’s a new game we like to play, you see A game with added reality You treat me like a dog, get me down on my knees We call it Master and Servant
It’s a lot like life, this play between the sheets With you on top and me underneath Forget all about equality Let’s play Master and Servant
It’s a lot like life, and that’s what appealing If you...
There was once an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, that everyone died.
The end.
Dear Twizzlers: I know you’re bad for me with your unnatural colouring and synthetic flavours, but I just can’t fucking give you up.
Time flies when you’re stuck at that stupid mission in Red Alert 2.
The Rabbit
My relationships with Rabbits have always been at extremes. I either love them to death or they become my sworn enemies. This is for the cuddlier ones, like Clare, Christine, Mumtaj, Gerald and my other non-douchebag Rabbit friends.
1. Quiet observers who are always mindful of decorum
2. Hates chaos and disorder, turmoil leaves a bad taste in their mouths
3. Prone to self pity and tends to...
2bpencil said: I can pack ALL MY BLACK CLOTHES now ahahaha
But there’s still the other 3 cities where you can dress up like a non-Etienne!
Dear Future Bea,
This has happened to you many times but you never learn. The amount of coffee and liquor stated in the recipe is too much. You don’t have to follow the exact measurements — I suggest reducing it from 350ml to 300ml, and this way you also don’t have to waste your precious Bailey’s.
Love,
Past Bea
New Tumblr obsession: bunnies.
rosemariesays:
and of course:
BUNNEHS. FLUFFEH BUNNEHS.
I am watching Jules et Jim. OMG French New Wave cinema makes no sense but I think that’s the point they’re trying to make.
Not going for my law skills portfolio exam
Didn’t submit 50% of my portfolio by mistake
Don’t favour the prospect of working in the UK and having 60% of it ingested by income tax
Explained it to teh parnets and my Dad is pretty understanding
Will re-do this three months from now when my brain is not full of fuck
Or never. I can’t really tell.
